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Oct 6th, 2003 at 2:49pm

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PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?  You'll appreciate this one.

Titanic or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing
 

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Reply #1 - Oct 6th, 2003 at 4:37pm

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or none of the above Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Oct 6th, 2003 at 5:14pm

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ladies and gentlemen the king of simv comedy:)
brilliant Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Oct 7th, 2003 at 12:27am

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Clever Mark, very clever.

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Reply #4 - Oct 7th, 2003 at 9:01am

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LOL!!! Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Grin Grin Grin

That's funny!

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Reply #5 - Oct 7th, 2003 at 3:55pm

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Very good Mark... Grin Grin Cheesy
 

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Reply #6 - Oct 7th, 2003 at 5:23pm

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bY THE way does someone have too much free time on their hands?!?

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Reply #7 - Oct 8th, 2003 at 5:01am

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Jared, some people have WAY 2 much time on their hands
 
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Reply #8 - Oct 8th, 2003 at 9:08am

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I guess so!

Grin Grin Grin

I'm happy SOMEBODY has some free time!

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