Simviation Forum - really corny joke

Oct 6^th, 2003 at 2:46pm

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. He listens. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap, and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies," You just happened to catch my eye."

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Reply #1 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 5:28pm

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Ooooh. Awful. Your lucky you already have that PITA!!! Grin

(Your not getting a bar intill I get one.)

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #2 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 9:12pm

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lol whats PITA?

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Reply #3 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 9:47pm

Ronnie Offline
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PITA=Pain in the a**

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Reply #4 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 10:39pm

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No, no, its Pain In The åss.

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Reply #5 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 11:08pm

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That's bleedin' awful. Grin

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Reply #6 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 1:21am

Rifleman Offline
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I could

see

it coming............

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Reply #7 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 5:44am

Polynomial Offline
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hahaha yes very corny but good . . not worthy of PITA though . . ..

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Reply #8 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 8:13am

Dan Offline
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Lol. Not for a PITA though...
Dan Grin

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Reply #9 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 3:54pm

GeForce Offline
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Lol, thats particularly awful...

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Reply #10 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 5:08pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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Please fellas. Its a british award so lets keep the name british. Pain In The Arse. Wink

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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