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Blonde's Cell Phone (Read 448 times)
Sep 30th, 2003 at 11:24am

stormy   Offline
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How'd you know I was at Wal-mart?", she quietly replied...

 

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Reply #1 - Sep 30th, 2003 at 1:21pm

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Err Wendy would this be based on a true story vis-a-vis your good self and Ken? Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Sep 30th, 2003 at 3:35pm

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Err Wendy would this be based on a true story vis-a-vis your good self and Ken? Grin Grin Grin

Ha ha ha Ozzy .. I think not.lol Shocked Shocked Shocked ??? Roll Eyes
Well hm maybe though.... Grin Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Sep 30th, 2003 at 5:25pm

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Maybe you and I should sit Ken down and explain the miracles of the wireless age to him? Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Oct 1st, 2003 at 12:18am

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Reply #5 - Oct 1st, 2003 at 1:48am

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Maybe you and I should sit Ken down and explain the miracles of the wireless age to him? Grin Grin Grin

lol  .. good idea...
 

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Reply #6 - Oct 1st, 2003 at 3:38pm

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Reply #7 - Oct 1st, 2003 at 4:38pm

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hehehe... Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Oct 1st, 2003 at 4:50pm

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Thats funny LOL

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