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Blonde's Cell Phone (Read 448 times)
Sep 30
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, 2003 at 11:24am
stormy
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "How do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How'd you know I was at Wal-mart?", she quietly replied...
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Sep 30
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ozzy72
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Err Wendy would this be based on a true story vis-a-vis your good self and Ken?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Sep 30
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stormy
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Err Wendy would this be based on a true story vis-a-vis your good self and Ken?
Ha ha ha Ozzy .. I think not.lol
???
Well hm maybe though....
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Sep 30
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Pretty scary huh?
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Maybe you and I should sit Ken down and explain the miracles of the wireless age to him?
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Maybe you and I should sit Ken down and explain the miracles of the wireless age to him?
lol .. good idea...
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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lol
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hehehe...
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Thats funny LOL
Will
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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