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Sep 29
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Wing Nut
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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Sep 30
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lol you would be running but probably not very straight i can imagine . . .
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lol... always a good one!
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after all that, when he missed the door, and hit the wall, he prob wouldnt feel TOO much
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LMAO, I'll have to try that one......hick..
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