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Sep 25^th, 2003 at 1:57pm

Cherokee_6 Offline
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Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
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>>Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
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>>Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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>>The proctologist called
>>...they found your head.
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>>Everyone has a photographic memory
>>...some just don't have any film.
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>>Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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>>Your ridiculous little
>>opinion has been noted.
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>>I used to have a handle
>>on life...but it broke off.
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>>WANTED: Meaningful
>>overnight relationship.
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>>Guys...just because you have one,
>>doesn't mean you have to be one.
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>>Some people just don't know how to drive...
>>I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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>>Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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>>Don't like my driving?
>>Then quit watching me.
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>>If you can read this...I can
>>slam on my brakes and sue you.
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>>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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>>Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
>>out
>>by itself.
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>>Hang up and drive!!
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Reply #1 - Sep 25^th, 2003 at 2:21pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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I use to have this on an old pickup truck back in the 80's-

Have a nice day-before some bastard louses it up.

The smilies were postioned like that also.

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Sep 25^th, 2003 at 2:51pm

ozzy72 Offline
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My neighbour used to have a regularly unwashed car with the bumper sticker Jesus Saves. Underneath in the filth I wrote "Moses Saves, but only Buddha pays dividends" Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Sep 25^th, 2003 at 2:54pm

RichieB16 Offline
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Oregon

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My neighbour used to have a regularly unwashed car with the bumper sticker Jesus Saves. Underneath in the filth I wrote "Moses Saves, but only Buddha pays dividends" Grin

LOL, well done ozzy!

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Reply #4 - Sep 25^th, 2003 at 5:05pm

Squeek Offline
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Legacy the poor mans Learjet
United States of America

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I need a good bumber sticker, then again, i need a car

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Reply #5 - Sep 25^th, 2003 at 5:14pm

flyboy 28 Offline
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Jacksonville, FL

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Life's a b****, so f*** it. Wink

Should I remove that?

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Reply #6 - Sep 26^th, 2003 at 11:39pm

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Hillsboro, Oregon

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On the back of one of our traffic bikes - ( A nice BMW by the way!) It says on the license plate frame : "Smile! I could be behind you."

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #7 - Sep 26^th, 2003 at 11:52pm

Loafing Smurf Offline
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Ottawa, Ontario (Canada)

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I you dont like my driving/flying, get off the sidewalk.

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