Some of the best humor i know comes from sesame street characters Bert and Ernie
Imagine the voices, more funny that way.
I’ve heard number 2 quite a few times on the radio, so I really hope they never included it in the show, and it was a hoax. Still funny though, sick, but funny
1) Banana!
B: Ernie, there’s a banana in your ear
E: What did you say Bert?
B: (louder) Ernie, there’s a banana in your ear
E: What did you say Bert?
B: ( again louder) Ernie, there’s a banana in your ear
E: What did you say Bert?
B: ( Shouting) Ernie, there’s a banana in your ear!
E: Sorry Bert, can’t hear you, there is a banana in my ear!
2) Lemon!
E: Bert, Bert, do lemons have little legs, Bert?
B: No Ernie, lemons do not have little legs!
E: Bert, Bert, are you sure lemons don’t have little legs, Bert?
B: No Ernie, lemons do not have little legs!
E: Bert, Bert, are you really, really sure lemons don’t have little legs, Bert?
B: Yes Ernie, I am really, really sure lemons do not have little legs. Why do you keep asking Ernie?
E: Because then I just squeezed a little duckling, Bert!
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