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The Lone Ranger (Read 149 times)
Sep 19th, 2003 at 10:05pm

goball65   Offline
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
> party.
>
> The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone  Ranger. In
> honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
> But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
> first request?"
>
> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief
> nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
> Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
> returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief

> watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
> night.
>
> The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
> very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What

> is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his
> horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's
> ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over

> the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again

> returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
> attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
> spends the night.
>
> The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
> indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
> "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to
> speak to my horse,....alone."
>
> The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone

> Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
> both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, " Listen very
> carefully ... for the last time ... I said....."BRING POSSE!"


 
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Reply #1 - Sep 19th, 2003 at 10:14pm

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heh heh
 

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Reply #2 - Sep 19th, 2003 at 11:19pm

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Very good!
 

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Reply #3 - Sep 19th, 2003 at 11:47pm

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lol
 
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