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Sep 19^th, 2003 at 1:47am

Oso Ex Member

An ugly woman walks in a pub and asks in very loud and not very womanly voice :
"Are there some gentlemen here to offer me a pint?"
As she is ugly, all the patrons look elsewhere and pretend not to see her.
So she raises one arm, revealing a hairy armpit, and repeats her question.
"Are there some gentlemen here to offer me a pint?"
One of the drunks at the counter says : "Offer the ballerina a pint on me!"
The woman downs her pint and raising her arm again repeats her question.
"Are there some gentlemen here to offer me a pint?"
The same drunk replies : "Offer the balerrina a pint on me!"
It goes on like this for a while, and the bartender finally asks the drunk :
"Well, I don't mind you buying this tart pints, but I don't get why you're calling her a 'ballerina'".
The drunk relies :
"Sir, in my opinion, every woman that can raise her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"

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Reply #1 - Sep 19^th, 2003 at 12:00pm

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NASTY!!!!!!!!!! Shocked

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Reply #2 - Sep 19^th, 2003 at 9:57pm

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Bad mental picture!! lol

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Reply #3 - Sep 19^th, 2003 at 11:24pm

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(((shutter))))

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