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Sep 18th, 2003 at 6:21pm

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Why do dogs don't like cats?


They smell like rats.

Get it?  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Grin Grin Grin Tongue Tongue Tongue
 
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Reply #1 - Sep 19th, 2003 at 12:39pm

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Why are porcupines scared to get up?


Because of their hair. lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
 
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Reply #2 - Sep 22nd, 2003 at 1:36pm

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Why do cops not touch burglars?

They're afraid of getting mad-cow.  Get it Burger rhymes with burglar!!!
If your not canadian you might not understand this.
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 23rd, 2003 at 2:37am

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