>Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
> > test was for them to
> > >line up in a
> > >straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a
> > sexy
> > and beautiful, big
> > >breasted, nude
> > >model danced before them.
> > >
> > >Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis
> > and they were told that
> > >anyone
> > >whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
> > would not be ordained
> > >because he
> > >had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
> > >
> > >The beautiful model danced before the first
> > candidate, with no reaction.
> > >She proceeded
> > >down the line with the same response from all the
> > priests until she got to
> > >the final priest
> > >(Carlos).
> > >
> > >As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
> > that
> > it flew off and fell
> > >clattering to the
> > >ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps
> > forward,
> > and bent over to pick
> > >it up.
> > >
> > >Then, all the other bells started to
> > ring............

Hey, I know it's old, but's still funny!

how true and sad in today's screwed up society.