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The Pelican Protection Society. (Read 356 times)
Sep 10
th
, 2003 at 1:18pm
Fozzer
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Hereford. England. EGBS.
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I spotted this outside the petrol station near my local branch of Sainsburys supermarket today, so, with my trusty camera to hand....
I just couldn't resist it...!
I could see the funny side of this and spent the rest of my shopping trip chuckling to myself...
...
...
...!
Just a warning that pregnant pelicans have just as much right to cross the road in safety as we humans do...!
LOL...LOL...LOL..!
Cheers all...!
Paul.
Hereford).
Note: A "Pelican Crossing" here in England is a pedestrian crossing, with traffic lights operated by the pedestrians. The "hump" is a raised portion of road in the area to slow the traffic down....
...!
"Humping" is an occupation which totally consumes the mind of adolescent males, (including male Pelicans).
(It's a distant memory to me now)....
...!
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th
, 2003 at 4:26pm by Fozzer
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Sep 10
th
, 2003 at 1:24pm
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That's hillarious!
Those horny pelicans! They stop humping just long enough to cross the road!
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Sep 10
th
, 2003 at 2:18pm
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Paul, I think you lot living so near to Wales if giving you strange beastiality type ideas........
Mark
PS. I think I'll be using this one in a lesson if I can find a way........
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Sep 10
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, 2003 at 4:18pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fu*king brilliant!
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Sep 10
th
, 2003 at 11:48pm
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I don't really know how, or why, but that picture reminded me of something - If any of you have been to American resturaunts, you likely have seen the signs posted in the restrooms - "Don't Spread Disease - Wash Your Hands"
Some genious wrote "in the toilet"
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
Iustita Omnibus
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Justice for All
&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
&&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
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Sep 11
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, 2003 at 2:58am
BFMF
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LOL..!
Simply Hilarious
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My Reality Check Bounced
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Sep 11
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, 2003 at 3:19am
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LOL, thats pretty funny!
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Sep 11
th
, 2003 at 4:22am
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One of a kind!
Reminds me of the Discovery commercial about old, funny laws, which proclaims it is prohibited for a moose to have sex on a pedestrian crossing (Canadian law, wasn't it?)
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Sep 11
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, 2003 at 4:46am
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Very very funny!
Those naughty pelicans!
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Sep 11
th
, 2003 at 9:45am
HerSELF
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Nice one Fozzer.
I bet you got some funny looks from the other shoppers as you was chuckling away to yourself.
Sarah
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Sep 11
th
, 2003 at 3:03pm
Fozzer
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Nice one Fozzer.
I bet you got some funny looks from the other shoppers as you was chuckling away to yourself.
Sarah
Hi, Mrs Fag-End...
...!
LOL...!
You probably recognise the chain of small stores over here called "The Happy Shopper"....
...!
...That's me all over...
...!
..the Sainsburys check-out girls love me...I make their day with my naughty ways...
...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers gal...
...!
Paul.
(Hereford).
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Sep 11
th
, 2003 at 3:36pm
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Hi, Mrs Fag-End...
...!
LOL...!
Love it, Mrs Fag-End!!
Does she live in Hobbiton (Bag End, gettit?)
Oh well......
Great Picture, mind if I steal it for my Avatar?
Thanks.
Will
Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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