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The Pelican Protection Society. (Read 356 times)
Sep 10th, 2003 at 1:18pm

Fozzer   Offline
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I spotted this outside the petrol station near my local branch of Sainsburys supermarket today, so, with my trusty camera to hand....
I just couldn't resist it...!
I could see the funny side of this and spent the rest of my shopping trip chuckling to myself... Grin... Grin... Grin...!

Just a warning that pregnant pelicans have just as much right to cross the road in safety as we humans do...!
LOL...LOL...LOL..!

...

Cheers all...!
Paul.
Hereford).

Note: A "Pelican Crossing" here in England is a pedestrian crossing, with traffic lights operated by the pedestrians. The "hump" is a raised portion of road in the area to slow the traffic down.... Wink...!
"Humping" is an occupation which totally consumes the mind of adolescent males, (including male Pelicans).
(It's a distant memory to me now).... Cry...!
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Reply #1 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 1:24pm

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That's hillarious!  Grin

Those horny pelicans! They stop humping just long enough to cross the road!   Grin Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 2:18pm

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Paul, I think you lot living so near to Wales if giving you strange beastiality type ideas........

Mark Grin

PS. I think I'll be using this one in a lesson if I can find a way........ Grin Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 4:18pm

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fu*king brilliant! Grin
 

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Reply #4 - Sep 10th, 2003 at 11:48pm

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I don't really know how, or why, but that picture reminded me of something - If any of you have been to American resturaunts, you likely have seen the signs posted in the restrooms - "Don't Spread Disease - Wash Your Hands"

Some genious wrote "in the toilet"
 

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Reply #5 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 2:58am

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LOL..!

Simply Hilarious Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 3:19am

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LOL, thats pretty funny!   Grin Grin
 
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Reply #7 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 4:22am

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One of a kind!  Grin

Reminds me of the Discovery commercial about old, funny laws, which proclaims it is prohibited for a moose to have sex on a pedestrian crossing (Canadian law, wasn't it?)
 

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Reply #8 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 4:46am

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Very very funny!

Those naughty pelicans!
 
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Reply #9 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 9:45am

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Nice one Fozzer. Grin Grin Grin Grin


I bet you got some funny looks from the other shoppers as you was chuckling away to yourself.

Sarah Wink Wink
 

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Reply #10 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 3:03pm

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Quote:
Nice one Fozzer. Grin Grin Grin Grin


I bet you got some funny looks from the other shoppers as you was chuckling away to yourself.

Sarah Wink Wink


Hi, Mrs Fag-End... Grin...!
LOL...!

You probably recognise the chain of small stores over here called "The Happy Shopper".... Wink...!
...That's me all over... Grin...!
..the Sainsburys check-out girls love me...I make their day with my naughty ways... Wink...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers gal... Grin...!
Paul.
(Hereford).

 

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Reply #11 - Sep 11th, 2003 at 3:36pm

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Hi, Mrs Fag-End... Grin...!
LOL...!



Love it, Mrs Fag-End!!

Does she live in Hobbiton (Bag End, gettit?)

Oh well......

Great Picture, mind if I steal it for my Avatar?

Thanks.

Will
 

Who switched the lights off?  I can't see a thing.......  Hold on, my eyes were closed.  Oops, my bad...............&&...
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