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Two Tigers (Read 705 times)
Sep 9
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, 2003 at 5:06am
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Two tigers walking down the High Street. One tiger turns to the other and says "Quiet isn't it?"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Sep 9
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Sep 9
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I must be a little slow today... ???
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Sep 9
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.... I don't get it. ???
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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Sep 9
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, 2003 at 11:21am
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Two tigers walking down the High Street.
Must be a Brit-ism that us poor southern boys don't understand.
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Sep 9
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The High Street is the major shopping street in any town
Now read the joke, consider the circumstances
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Sep 9
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Lol, Sory man, I still don't get it. Is it quiet because everyone ran from the tigers or what?
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Sep 9
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Well done Kevin
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Sep 9
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Oh, ok. It's not that I don't get it. It's just that it's
not funny!
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Sep 9
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Ozzy, as the only winner of the PITA, I would like to take the liberty to award you your own award. I want to see PITA written in your sig.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Sep 9
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Consider it done Woodie
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Sep 9
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One hour later and it is still not there.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Sep 9
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, 2003 at 5:28pm
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Woodie time to see your optician mate! Look under my comment about fun in Spits!!!!
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Sep 9
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Ah yes. I was looking in your signature box and not your avatar thingy.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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haha i got it first go!
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