Simviation Forum - Two Tigers

Sep 9^th, 2003 at 5:06am

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Two tigers walking down the High Street. One tiger turns to the other and says "Quiet isn't it?"

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Reply #1 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 9:00am

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Reply #2 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 10:08am

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I must be a little slow today... ???

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Reply #3 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 10:20am

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.... I don't get it. ???

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #4 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 11:21am

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Two tigers walking down the High Street.

Must be a Brit-ism that us poor southern boys don't understand. Wink

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Reply #5 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 3:14pm

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The High Street is the major shopping street in any town Wink

Now read the joke, consider the circumstances Roll Eyes

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Reply #6 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 3:19pm

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Lol, Sory man, I still don't get it. Is it quiet because everyone ran from the tigers or what?

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Reply #7 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 3:29pm

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Well done Kevin Grin

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Reply #8 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 3:33pm

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Oh, ok. It's not that I don't get it. It's just that it's not funny!

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Reply #9 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 4:19pm

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Ozzy, as the only winner of the PITA, I would like to take the liberty to award you your own award. I want to see PITA written in your sig.

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Reply #10 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 4:21pm

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Consider it done Woodie Grin

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Reply #11 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 5:16pm

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One hour later and it is still not there. Undecided

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #12 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 5:28pm

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Woodie time to see your optician mate! Look under my comment about fun in Spits!!!! Roll Eyes

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Reply #13 - Sep 9^th, 2003 at 5:44pm

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Ah yes. I was looking in your signature box and not your avatar thingy. Tongue

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #14 - Sep 10^th, 2003 at 5:10am

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haha i got it first go!

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Reply #15 - Sep 10^th, 2003 at 8:46am

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Mark, oh dear me not up to your normal standard. Tongue

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Reply #16 - Sep 10^th, 2003 at 7:16pm

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Hey, Polynomial! I was just looking at your picture in your sig, and at first I didn't understand what it was doing there, and then I looked in the right place! That is something I hope to never in my life see!! Shocked

Hey, Self. Are you really?
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Reply #17 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 5:35am

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Ender, Self aka Sarah is really a girl!!!
She is married to Will (Smoke2much).

Ozzy Wink

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Reply #18 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 9:25am

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Yes I'm a girl really!

See wedding pics part 2 thread, Smoke is the one in the suit and I am the one in the meringue.

Just thought I would point it out for those on the forum who did not already know. People still seem to think the only girl here is Wendy.

Sarah

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Reply #19 - Sep 11^th, 2003 at 10:16am

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Yeah, the pictures of me in the dress couldn't be published on this site.

Will

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