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Sep 2
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Once upon a time, there was an old Indian chief who was about to die. Now as we know when an Indian chief dies, his oldest son gets to take over the tribe.
Well this chief had a BIG problem, he had twin son’s. So one day when he felt that the end was near, he called both his sons Tonto and Falling Rock to his side. He told them that the were to go hunting for 2 weeks, and whoever came back with the most animal skins would be the new chief of the tribe.
So they went out, and two weeks later Tonto came back and said look father I have 60 skins here do you think that I could be the new chief? To which the father replied well I can’t imagine that your brother would have that many, but to be fair we must wait until he comes back to be sure.
So they waited, and waited… pretty soon the sun went down and they all fell asleep waiting. Since then they have not been able to find Falling Rock.
This is why we still see signs alongside the road that say: “Watch for Falling Rock”!!!!!!!!!!
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i though the son would have skinned his brother. . . .
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lol...He might if they ever find him!
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Silly boy
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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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