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Cowboys... (Read 525 times)
Sep 2
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, 2003 at 9:12pm
Jared
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On a greyhound bus headed who knows where, three strangers meet and start conversing about the recent worldly events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was a native American, another was a cowboy from Texas, and the third was a devout muslim. During their conversation they began to discuss their cultural history.
The native American stated: “Once my people were many, now we are few.”
The muslim then chimed in and said, “Once my people were few, now we are many.”
The cowboy looked at the muslim with a sly grin and said, “That’s because we ain’t played cowboys and muslims yet!”
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Nasty, yet strangely amusing
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i heard it before and laughed so much!!!!!!!!!!
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“That’s because we ain’t played cowboys and muslims yet!”
My question is: Why not?
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sure...bring them on
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My Reality Check Bounced
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Thats so bad....lol
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Anybody wanna play???
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