One night a blonde went to a comedy club. The act that night was a ventriloquist. So, the ventriloquist came out onstage with his dummy and sits down, dummy on knee. He starts telling blonde jokes with his dummy and the blonde in the audience takes great offense to the ventriloquist's jokes. She stands up and says, "Excuse me, sir, but I find your jokes rather offensive and I think you should stop telling them immediately. They give blondes everywhere a bad name." 
   The ventriloquist felt terrible. "I'm sorry, Ma'am--"
   "You stay out of this, Mr. I'm talking to that little s*** sitting on your knee.