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Aug 31^st, 2003 at 4:50pm

Jared Offline
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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!"and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets." Grin

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Reply #1 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 2:33am

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That is not an image I want to imagine Jared Grin

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Reply #2 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 2:57am

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Reply #3 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 3:03am

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im blinded by that post . . . 8)

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Reply #4 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 12:17pm

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Well, I'm off to hang myself Cry

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Reply #5 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 4:49pm

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...the phrase "Flap-Jacks" springs to mind.... Shocked

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...your VERY worst nightmare... Cry

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LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers...!
Paul
(England).

P.S. ...now the teen-age daughter is something different... Tongue

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...DOWN FOZZER... Angry

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LOL...!

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Reply #6 - Sep 1^st, 2003 at 11:46pm