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The truth about eating (Read 434 times)

Aug 29^th, 2003 at 1:42pm

ozzy72 Offline
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Pretty scary huh?
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For those of you who watch what you eat., here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of pirogues, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills

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Reply #1 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 3:19pm

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LMFAS! Thats good.

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Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 4:42pm

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I like jam.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA! I like that. Grin

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Reply #3 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 5:09pm