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A SMART blonde! (Read 538 times)

Aug 28^th, 2003 at 8:49pm

Jared Offline
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude. With that she stripped everything from the neck down, rolled the dice, and screamed come on! Mama needs some new clothes!

Then se hollered YES! YES! YES! while hugging both of the casino workers...With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed, while the dealers looked dumbfounded at each other.

Finally, one of them asked what did she roll?

The other answered, I thought you were watching!

Moral of the story?

Not ALL blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts! Grin

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Reply #1 - Aug 28^th, 2003 at 9:14pm

Travis Offline
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Hahahaha! I like that!!

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Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 5:10am

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true that, true that. . .

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Reply #3 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 6:12am

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Nice one Jared Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 9:57am

Jared Offline
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If only you knew how many stupid blonde jokes I have runnign through my head! lol...I'll have to write them all down before I start learning physics and calc this semester...

Silly boy (AKA Jared)

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Reply #5 - Aug 29^th, 2003 at 6:17pm

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When it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Expect the unexpected.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #6 - Aug 30^th, 2003 at 4:06am