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Sheep, Wolf and Carrot (Read 595 times)
Aug 15
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, 2003 at 10:50am
Donnie111
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Hi, I've got a question for all of you.
-There is a river
-on one side are three things; 1. a sheep
2. a carrot
3. a wolf
-you are on a raft and need to get all of them to their destination.
-you can only transport one at the time
-you cant leave the sheep and the carrot together or the sheep will eat the carrot
-you cant leave the sheep and the wolf together or the wolf will eat the sheep
-how do you solve this problem??
Sheep Carrot Wolf
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raft river
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Destination
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Aug 15
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, 2003 at 11:04am
Sock
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Kill the wolf and the sheep. Bring them dead to the destination. Have a nice rack of lamb and a beef and vegetable stew on the destination. Problem solved. And you're no longer hungry. ??? ??? Really I don't know.
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Aug 15
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Liam
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Take the sheep first.
Then take the carrot & bring back the sheep.
Then take the Wolf.
Return to get the sheep.
A wolf wouldn't eat a carrot right? ???
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Aug 15
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Sock
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Satan is cool.
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That works, but I'm hungry. And no one said they had to be alive!
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Aug 15
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, 2003 at 12:19pm
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Okay, someone explain why we're taking the wolf WITH us? ???
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Aug 15
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, 2003 at 1:05pm
stormy
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sheep first ,tie the wolf throw the carrot in the water to start floating then go get the wolf and by the time your done the carrot will have floated to the edge and you can pick it up and take it on shore just in time to stop the wolf from eating the sheep........lol
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Aug 15
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, 2003 at 4:13pm
Steve-O
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Why don't you just use the darn bridge.
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Aug 15
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, 2003 at 6:19pm
Donnie111
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Take the sheep first.
Then take the carrot & bring back the sheep.
Then take the Wolf.
Return to get the sheep.
A wolf wouldn't eat a carrot right? ???
I can see a bright future in you
(p.s. wolfs dont eat carrots very often)
The Ring&&The Place To Be!!!!!
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Aug 15
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, 2003 at 6:24pm
Donnie111
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Got another (very simple one for everyone)
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holland l belgium
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border
A plane crashed on the border between holland and belgium, where will the survivors be burried?
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Aug 16
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, 2003 at 10:42am
Vic
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I see a bright future in you too
Mr. I-want-to-bury-live-people
Btw. answer is: You arent going to bury survivors!!
When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.
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Aug 17
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, 2003 at 3:43am
joki
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Fly over and not under..
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huuii,
...it's not funny to bury people alive,
just wait till they die...
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Aug 17
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did you know that 100% of people living within 1 kilometre of cementaries are not buried there. . .
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Aug 17
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, 2003 at 12:36pm
stormy
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did you know that 100% of people living within 1 kilometre of cementaries are not buried there. . .
Really "WOW" who would of thought............lol
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Aug 18
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, 2003 at 3:48pm
Donnie111
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The Ring&&The Place To Be!!!!!
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Aug 18
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, 2003 at 3:52pm
Donnie111
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Sorry to bug you again, but i have another one.
How do you throw a ball away from you and let it come back to the exact same possition as where it came from??
The Ring&&The Place To Be!!!!!
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Aug 18
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, 2003 at 4:04pm
Vic
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throw it against a wall so it bounces back to you and catch it
or you could just throw it directly upwards into the air so technically it goes away from you but then falls back and you catch it
When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME.
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Aug 19
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, 2003 at 2:51pm
Donnie111
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throw it against a wall so it bounces back to you and catch it
or you could just throw it directly upwards into the air so technically it goes away from you but then falls back and you catch it
I forgot to say that it cant hit anything but air.
So the second awnser is correct
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Aug 20
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, 2003 at 6:30am
Vic
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thank you, thank you AND... thank you
*takes bow* now on to serious business...If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there, does it make a sound?
try and solve that one
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Aug 20
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, 2003 at 1:35pm
Donnie111
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I'dd say it wouldn't
.
Because when the soundwaves aren't going to any ears to hear it, why would they travel in the forrest?
They'dd only get tired
.
Now another question, if a deaf man/woman walks trough the forrest and a tree falls down. Would it make a sound then??
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Aug 20
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, 2003 at 4:21pm
Vic
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hmmm, good question, in theory it would because deaf people are very sensetive to vibrations that they can feel, like they can listen to music if they touch the source...so if it falls onto the ground the ground will shake therefore I think that it will make a sound
I just hope that the person see's the tree as its falling
because if the tree falls on the person and the person happens to be killed...well dead people cant sense vibrations
btw was that the right answer?
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