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"The little nancy story" (Read 258 times)

Aug 14^th, 2003 at 7:40pm

Liam Offline
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned,"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your *bleep*ing cat." Grin

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Reply #1 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 7:52pm

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HAHAHA!!!

Thats a good one! Grin

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Reply #2 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 1:52am

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lol

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Reply #3 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 3:13pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #4 - Aug 17^th, 2003 at 2:28pm

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LOL!!!

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