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Blonde Joke #45928137 (Read 325 times)

Aug 8^th, 2003 at 5:17pm

Scottler Offline
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Albany, New York USA

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A blonde was speeding down the road in a 35mph zone, well above the posted speed limit.

A local police cruiser pulled in behind her and signaled for the blonde to pull over.

The police officer, who also happened to be a blonde, walked up to the driver's side window and asked to see the woman's drivers license.

After searching in her purse frantically, the blonde driver said to the policewoman, "What's a driver's license look like?"

"You dummy," the police officer said. "It's got your picture on it!"

The driver found a small hand mirror in her purse, and looked at it.

"Aha!" she said. "This must be my driver's license."

The blonde policewoman took the small mirror from the driver and looked at it for a second.

"You're free to go," she told the driver. "For future reference, if I'd known you were also a police officer, we could have avoided this whole mess!"

Great edit, Bob.&&&&&&Google it. &&&&www.google.com

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Reply #1 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 6:51pm

Deputy Offline
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Hillsboro, Oregon

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Uhhh, not funny.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #2 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 9:05pm