Simviation Forum - Crime and Punishment

Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:06pm

Smoke2much Offline
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So, what do you think should happen to the scum who try and hurt our toys for giggles?

Will

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Reply #1 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:09pm

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All the above - slowly. Angry

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Reply #2 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:10pm

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String em up thats what I say

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Reply #3 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:11pm

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I think feed em their fingers. Castration would be good but it won't stop them and the little sh*t might be a SHE!

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Reply #4 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:11pm

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Tap into their brains (figuratively) and extract all that knowledge so we can use it against their colleagues...

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Reply #5 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:12pm

Smoke2much Offline
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Good input Woody, the poll is changing!

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Reply #6 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:13pm

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Beheading

This is bad as the head can 'live', see and hear
for some time after it is 'removed'!!
I have seen this done!!!

Brad

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Reply #7 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:15pm

Smoke2much Offline
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Not if I do it, I'm a little shakey with an axe and might need a few swings X.

Will

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Reply #8 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:21pm

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The child molester was tied naked in a
chair in the town center and tormented
for nearly an hour before the sword did
its job!!
Vietnam, 1966

Brad

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Reply #9 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:33pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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I think that castrated/spayed option is not a good one. These people might want that done to them. Tongue

I suggest that they should simply be shot instead.

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Reply #10 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:36pm

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Come on guys be more creative! Tie them to a chair (don't get any ideas now) do something to keep their eyes open. (this is important) Poke them in the eye over and over. Then cut off his fingers and poke him in the eye with his own fingers. Then get some darts. Take aim carefully. And put one right in his chin. Then if you feel like it, one in each eye. Now get a pair a pliers, and slowly pull out all teeth, and just for fun, big clumbs of hair. Get the sharpest knife you can find. Cut off his ears, nose, and tounge. Oh and give him small cuts all over his body, just for fun. Then you can beat him. Oooo, cut off his toes. And then break all the bones in his body. And finally, hang him out a window of someone's home whom you dislike, with a waring to all other virus makiers stapled to his chest. Just for fun.

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Reply #11 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:49pm

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Please change a few to the following...

Removal of toe/finger nails.

Firing squad.

Acupuncture.

Full body wax and hair removal.

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #12 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 7:04pm

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You people have no creative juices!!

Make them read the joke forum over and over!!!

Grin

Brad

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Reply #13 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 7:05pm

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No! That is TOO bad!!!! Roll Eyes

Brad

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Reply #14 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 8:12pm

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that was good but, I'd like to make on esudgestion:
instead of the sharpest knife you can find, how about the bluntest, rustiest contaminated blade?

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #15 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 8:12pm

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that was good but, I'd like to make on esudgestion:
instead of the sharpest knife you can find, how about the bluntest, rustiest contaminated blade?

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #16 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 11:25pm

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Everyone except Hyperion missed the boat on this one.

These guys should be hired by M$ and anyone else who sells programs to the public.
Shocked

If they could be used to put safegaurds into operating systems than we wouldn't need to continuously download virus updates, blockers, etc.
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Reply #17 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 11:31pm

Sock Offline
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No I like sharpest blade. Then you can take your time slowly slicing off their ears. It would be nice for it to be infected with something. Something that would burn. Grin

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Reply #18 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 3:17am

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inject them with Ebola Zaire... 80% chanche they won't survive

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Reply #19 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 3:29am

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I personally think death is too good for them.

Make the little scumbags spend the rest of their lives cleaning the sewer systems of all the major cities Grin

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Reply #20 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 11:10am

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inject them with Ebola Zaire... 80% chanche they won't survive

But remember, these guys are good at spreading virus's. I don't want Ebola, Lassa fever or any other tropical bug thanks.

Will

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Reply #21 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 3:24am

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Public crucifixtion live on national TV gets my vote, and while you're nailing them up could we squeeze in a few politicians, all traffic wardens, tax men, and anyone who ever brought a Spice Girls album?

Ozzy Grin

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Reply #22 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 3:33am

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Not a bad plan Ozzy.... I'll think about it and see what I can do Grin

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Reply #23 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 5:47pm

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Just put them in the meanest state jail you can find (prefferably Texas) and tell all the inmates they like little kids. They will not survive, and their mutilated body will be left on the shower room floor to suffocate on fecal matter (not their own).

I have seen it done . . . Undecided

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Reply #24 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 7:51pm

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Take them up in a Ch-46 to about 8,000' agl. Open the hatch. Tie a very strong 3/8th inch diameter nylon line that is 6000' long around the middle of the body and anchor it to the body of the chopper. Tie hands and feet together. Put weight around hands and feet to keep them below head. Push miscreant out of hatch. When it reaches the end of the line, the line will stretch for another 500' then will cut the body in half where it is tied. Voila' miscreant punished. Mankind better off. Grin

Imagine...

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Reply #25 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 5:05am

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How could u go past the one and only, Dr Hannibal Lecter. Not only would the most generous Dr. make their death most painful and slow he would then proceed to eat the bastard, and possibly even feed some of themselves to themselves. But overall there isn't a punishment cruel enough for those who strive to destroy our toyz.

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Reply #26 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 2:18pm

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What should we do to the creaters of Virus's

Well now, this one's easy......take away all the things in life that they could "play" with........and in doing so, make them become responsible adults with no further childhood thoughts for the rest of their lives.......

When my kids mis-behaved, they were never rewarded by being sent to their room where all the toys were......they were made to sit on the living room floor in silence for haf an hour or so. No TV. No Conversation. No Playing. ...and if they tried to play with their fingers, ...sit on them.....
........only had to do this one once or twice.....after this they learned the 6 basic lessons of life and the associated relationships of them......

Yes
No
Right
Wrong
Good
Bad

These six can be applied to all life situations ........think about it..........

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Reply #27 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 4:30pm

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All of the above most definately.

Or we could do what my dad says. Tie them to the highest branch of a very tall tree by their eye lids and pick hairs out of their bum until they blink. Grin

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #28 - Aug 16^th, 2003 at 10:35pm

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Come on you guys, have a little mercy. For punishment, do as follows:

1. Castrate using a dull contaminated rusty knife.
2. Place a hang noose around his neck and let him tippy toe on the back of a chair.
3. Make him drink rat poison.
4. After, shoot him in the head with a dum-dum bullet
5. Then behead him.
6. Finally, push him out of a helicopter.

But for cruel punishment:

1. Inject him with the virus and let him linger into a slow conscious death.

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Reply #29 - Aug 16^th, 2003 at 11:45pm

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tie 'em up on a stake and burn 'em. or dig out mister hitler's torture and killing tools.

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Reply #30 - Aug 17^th, 2003 at 5:04pm

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Sanitary confinment

They should have to go and clean everything that involve's bathrooms- toilets out houses etc.. and the people that usally do the job can watch to make sure its getting done . and the watchers get paid not the doers..
IF THERE GOING TO CAUSE ALL THIS SHIT THEY CAN REALLY DEAL WITH SHIT.. MAKE EXAMPLES OF THEM IT MIGHT JUST WORK.
Grin

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Reply #31 - Aug 17^th, 2003 at 5:08pm

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IF THERE GOING TO CAUSE ALL THIS sit THEY CAN REALLY DEAL WITH sit.. MAKE EXAMPLES OF THEM IT MIGHT JUST WORK

see that approach works stormy, but in a world of fairness shouldnt the same punishment for the same reasons be handed to bill gates and microsoft

LOL

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Reply #32 - Aug 17^th, 2003 at 5:11pm

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see that approach works stormy, but in a world of fairness shouldnt the same punishment for the same reasons be handed to bill gates and microsoft

LOL

yes for all it should apply for anything.. because bullshit is bullshit. no matter what a person does.. make everyone take responsibility for there garbage

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Reply #33 - Aug 20^th, 2003 at 6:25pm

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Here is my wooden nickel -

All in order, using the most painful and time consuming methods known to man.

1. Kill him
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Reply #34 - Aug 20^th, 2003 at 6:48pm

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Brad I get the impression you have a lot of pent up hostility, to the point were you would sellotape breadcrumbs to the insuide of windows merely to watch them batter themselves to death!

Marj Wink

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Reply #35 - Aug 20^th, 2003 at 7:01pm

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Brad I get the impression you have a lot of pent up hostility, to the point were you would sellotape breadcrumbs to the insuide of windows merely to watch them batter themselves to death!

Marj Wink

Damn right Mark, errr Marj...

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Reply #36 - Aug 20^th, 2003 at 9:14pm

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Child Molestors and Rapists

Nail them with a 6" nail through the testies on a fence post and push the B......Ds backwards

Then apply great quantities of iodine to the wound

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Reply #37 - Aug 21^st, 2003 at 2:34am

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Damn right Mark, errr Marj...

GLAD YOU BEAT ME TO THAT SCUBA PRO...LOL Roll Eyes

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Reply #38 - Aug 21^st, 2003 at 2:42am

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AND some insane person had the bright idea
to get ALL these people togeather in the same
place, at same time?? And call it a party??

They scare me just reading the stuff!!!

Grin

I'm too scared to sign this!!

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