Simviation Forum - Crime and Punishment

Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:06pm

Smoke2much Offline
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So, what do you think should happen to the scum who try and hurt our toys for giggles?

Will

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Reply #1 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:09pm

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All the above - slowly. Angry

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Reply #2 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:10pm

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String em up thats what I say

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Reply #3 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:11pm

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I think feed em their fingers. Castration would be good but it won't stop them and the little sh*t might be a SHE!

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Reply #4 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:11pm

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Tap into their brains (figuratively) and extract all that knowledge so we can use it against their colleagues...

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Reply #5 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:12pm

Smoke2much Offline
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Good input Woody, the poll is changing!

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Reply #6 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:13pm

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Quote:

Beheading

This is bad as the head can 'live', see and hear
for some time after it is 'removed'!!
I have seen this done!!!

Brad

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Reply #7 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:15pm

Smoke2much Offline
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Not if I do it, I'm a little shakey with an axe and might need a few swings X.

Will

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Reply #8 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:21pm

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The child molester was tied naked in a
chair in the town center and tormented
for nearly an hour before the sword did
its job!!
Vietnam, 1966

Brad

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Reply #9 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:33pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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I think that castrated/spayed option is not a good one. These people might want that done to them. Tongue

I suggest that they should simply be shot instead.

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #10 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:36pm

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Come on guys be more creative! Tie them to a chair (don't get any ideas now) do something to keep their eyes open. (this is important) Poke them in the eye over and over. Then cut off his fingers and poke him in the eye with his own fingers. Then get some darts. Take aim carefully. And put one right in his chin. Then if you feel like it, one in each eye. Now get a pair a pliers, and slowly pull out all teeth, and just for fun, big clumbs of hair. Get the sharpest knife you can find. Cut off his ears, nose, and tounge. Oh and give him small cuts all over his body, just for fun. Then you can beat him. Oooo, cut off his toes. And then break all the bones in his body. And finally, hang him out a window of someone's home whom you dislike, with a waring to all other virus makiers stapled to his chest. Just for fun.

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Reply #11 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 6:49pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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Please change a few to the following...

Removal of toe/finger nails.

Firing squad.

Acupuncture.

Full body wax and hair removal.

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #12 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 7:04pm

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You people have no creative juices!!

Make them read the joke forum over and over!!!

Grin

Brad

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Reply #13 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 7:05pm

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No! That is TOO bad!!!! Roll Eyes

Brad

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Reply #14 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 8:12pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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that was good but, I'd like to make on esudgestion:
instead of the sharpest knife you can find, how about the bluntest, rustiest contaminated blade?

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