Simviation Forum - Crime and Punishment

Reply #15 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 8:12pm

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that was good but, I'd like to make on esudgestion:
instead of the sharpest knife you can find, how about the bluntest, rustiest contaminated blade?

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #16 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 11:25pm

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Everyone except Hyperion missed the boat on this one.

These guys should be hired by M$ and anyone else who sells programs to the public.
Shocked

If they could be used to put safegaurds into operating systems than we wouldn't need to continuously download virus updates, blockers, etc.
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Reply #17 - Aug 12^th, 2003 at 11:31pm

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No I like sharpest blade. Then you can take your time slowly slicing off their ears. It would be nice for it to be infected with something. Something that would burn. Grin

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Reply #18 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 3:17am

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inject them with Ebola Zaire... 80% chanche they won't survive

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Reply #19 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 3:29am

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I personally think death is too good for them.

Make the little scumbags spend the rest of their lives cleaning the sewer systems of all the major cities Grin

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Reply #20 - Aug 13^th, 2003 at 11:10am

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inject them with Ebola Zaire... 80% chanche they won't survive

But remember, these guys are good at spreading virus's. I don't want Ebola, Lassa fever or any other tropical bug thanks.

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Reply #21 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 3:24am

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Public crucifixtion live on national TV gets my vote, and while you're nailing them up could we squeeze in a few politicians, all traffic wardens, tax men, and anyone who ever brought a Spice Girls album?

Ozzy Grin

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Reply #22 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 3:33am

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Not a bad plan Ozzy.... I'll think about it and see what I can do Grin

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Reply #23 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 5:47pm

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Just put them in the meanest state jail you can find (prefferably Texas) and tell all the inmates they like little kids. They will not survive, and their mutilated body will be left on the shower room floor to suffocate on fecal matter (not their own).

I have seen it done . . . Undecided

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Reply #24 - Aug 14^th, 2003 at 7:51pm

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Take them up in a Ch-46 to about 8,000' agl. Open the hatch. Tie a very strong 3/8th inch diameter nylon line that is 6000' long around the middle of the body and anchor it to the body of the chopper. Tie hands and feet together. Put weight around hands and feet to keep them below head. Push miscreant out of hatch. When it reaches the end of the line, the line will stretch for another 500' then will cut the body in half where it is tied. Voila' miscreant punished. Mankind better off. Grin

Imagine...

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Reply #25 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 5:05am

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How could u go past the one and only, Dr Hannibal Lecter. Not only would the most generous Dr. make their death most painful and slow he would then proceed to eat the bastard, and possibly even feed some of themselves to themselves. But overall there isn't a punishment cruel enough for those who strive to destroy our toyz.

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Reply #26 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 2:18pm

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What should we do to the creaters of Virus's

Well now, this one's easy......take away all the things in life that they could "play" with........and in doing so, make them become responsible adults with no further childhood thoughts for the rest of their lives.......

When my kids mis-behaved, they were never rewarded by being sent to their room where all the toys were......they were made to sit on the living room floor in silence for haf an hour or so. No TV. No Conversation. No Playing. ...and if they tried to play with their fingers, ...sit on them.....
........only had to do this one once or twice.....after this they learned the 6 basic lessons of life and the associated relationships of them......

Yes
No
Right
Wrong
Good
Bad

These six can be applied to all life situations ........think about it..........

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Reply #27 - Aug 15^th, 2003 at 4:30pm

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All of the above most definately.

Or we could do what my dad says. Tie them to the highest branch of a very tall tree by their eye lids and pick hairs out of their bum until they blink. Grin

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #28 - Aug 16^th, 2003 at 10:35pm

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Come on you guys, have a little mercy. For punishment, do as follows:

1. Castrate using a dull contaminated rusty knife.
2. Place a hang noose around his neck and let him tippy toe on the back of a chair.
3. Make him drink rat poison.
4. After, shoot him in the head with a dum-dum bullet
5. Then behead him.
6. Finally, push him out of a helicopter.

But for cruel punishment:

1. Inject him with the virus and let him linger into a slow conscious death.

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Reply #29 - Aug 16^th, 2003 at 11:45pm

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tie 'em up on a stake and burn 'em. or dig out mister hitler's torture and killing tools.

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