Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
> probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.
> Enjoy the following quotes----
> 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
> 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
> 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
> 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> 5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
> 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
> 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
> in your pocket.
> 8. There are three kinds of men
>       The ones who learn by reading.
>       The few who learn by observation.
>       The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
> 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
> judgment.
> 10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
> then to make sure it's still there.
> 11. Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n putting it
> back
> 12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
> good he started roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and
> shot him.  . . . The moral When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
> shut.
> AND, ABOUT GROWING OLDER............
> First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
> age and start bragging about it.
> Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line
> for.
> Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
> people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some
> of the roads weren't paved.
> Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
> think of Algebra.
> Fifth, You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
> leaks.
> Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
> Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it
> is such a nice change from being young.
> Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has
> been.
> Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
> Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
> called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. And finally, If you don't
> learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you
> are old.