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Aug 2nd, 2003 at 1:46pm

Iroquois   Offline
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A Son you could be proud of....................

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached
her.

"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000  a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't
need I give to the church."

The priest replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The Priest was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a
living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. The priest says. Where does he
practice?"

The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and
another in Reno.
 

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
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Reply #1 - Aug 2nd, 2003 at 9:49pm

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lmao! thats priceless..  Grin Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Aug 4th, 2003 at 4:23am

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GrinLOL
 

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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