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Little Johnny (Read 285 times)

Jul 31^st, 2003 at 10:51am

goball65 Offline
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Teacher is asking her class what their fathers do for as living:-

Mary - My dad is a fireman and has saved many people from burning buildings.

Harold- My dad is a construction worker and works on high buildings.

LJ - My dad is a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes goes into the alley with a screaming faggot and does weird things with him for a few extra bucks.

Teacher-Mortified she gets the class moving on something to do to take their minds away from this story and says to LJ 'your dad doesn'y really do that does he"

LJ - Not really teacher I was too embarassed to say he played hockey for the Maple Leafs

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Reply #1 - Jul 31^st, 2003 at 12:08pm

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4 smilie rating

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Reply #2 - Jul 31^st, 2003 at 12:13pm

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Well I give it five! Funny joke man.

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Reply #3 - Aug 3^rd, 2003 at 1:42am

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I've heard the Australian version of that before cuz i have no idea who the maple leafs are. Ours said

- My dad actually plays football for New South Wales but I was just too embarrased to admit it.

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Reply #4 - Aug 3^rd, 2003 at 8:14am

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I've heard the Australian version of that before cuz i have no idea who the maple leafs are. Ours said

- My dad actually plays football for New South Wales but I was just too embarrased to admit it.

Yeah...........Well, I heard the version where the father plays for Qld. Tongue

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Reply #5 - Aug 3^rd, 2003 at 8:30pm

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The Maple Leafs are an ice hockey team - questionably.

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