The New Windows
To: Consumas Outside the Garden State
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows
XP-New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If
ya got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da
commands.
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Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen.
It reads; "Windas XP" wit a background pitcha of Hoboken. When
yous start da program, instead of da usual harpy stringy like
music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a
Sopranos screen sava. ???
Changes in Terminology in da Joisey Edition:
OK.........Sure ting
Cancel.....Fugetaboutit
Reset......Start ova
Yes........Yeah
No.........Nah
Find.......Put a contract out on
Browse.....Get a looksee
Back.......U-Toin
Help.......Get your own ansa
Stop.......Knock it off
Start......Move it
Settings...Here's da rules
Please Also Note:
Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"
My computer is called "My Computa"
The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"
Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased", or "Rubbed
Out"
Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"
Performing an "illegal operation" is Known as "enhancin da
family business" and will actually maximize da program instead
of shuttin' it down.
Hard Drive is referred to as "Da turnpike on da way to da shore"
Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna believe dis" pops
up
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly
got a copy of the JOISEY EDITION (NOT). You may return it to
Microsoft for a replacement version. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT?
(By da way, spellcheck is a nightmare wit da JOISEY edition dey
still haven't worked out all da bugs)
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