Simviation Forum - The Trouble with Women!!!

Jul 23^rd, 2003 at 9:02pm

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You give them a home!

You give them food to eat!

You tell them you love them!

Turn your back one time!

They chew through the ropes and run off!!!!!

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Reply #1 - Jul 24^th, 2003 at 3:39am

Chadza Offline
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ooooo......look out... I can tell at least one person other than me might reply to this.

But thrue though Cheesy

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Reply #2 - Jul 24^th, 2003 at 5:06am

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Brad I hope the black eye heals quickly Grin

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Reply #3 - Jul 24^th, 2003 at 10:49am

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Brad I hope the black eye heals quickly Grin

I agree..... you are in trouble !!!!!!!!! Tongue

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

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Reply #4 - Jul 24^th, 2003 at 11:46am

KIMBER Ex Member

Hi Everyone!!

I would never hit PaPa!! I have better ways!! Shocked

PaPa tells this all the time and then says
"That why I use chain"!! Ha Ha Roll Eyes

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Reply #5 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 2:14pm

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the funny thing is - this is a joke that could be inverted just as easily - 'the trouble with men' .... Grin

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Reply #6 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 2:24pm

KIMBER aka: Mrs. X Ex Member

Hi Pete;

You don't need rope or chain for men,
just a smile will do the same job! Wink

Love and Kisses
Kimberle'Mare'

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Reply #7 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 2:33pm

pete Offline
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Hi Pete;

You don't need rope or chain for men,
just a smile will do the same job! Wink

Love and Kisses
Kimberle'Mare'

Too true!!

If only every woman realised the power they hold over us primative & gullible creatures called 'men'... (I think actually many - if not most - do ! ) Wink

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Reply #8 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 7:00pm

KIMBER aka: Mrs. X Ex Member

Hi Pete;

Being a lawyer I have learned, If a woman will
smile and look a man in the eye, she can remove,
his wallet, his dignity, his common sense, and
most of his internal organs before he knows
he was had!!!
Grin

Love
Kimberle'Mare'

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Reply #9 - Jul 25^th, 2003 at 9:37pm

stormy Offline
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Well I guess we better hope men do not think that most women are like that.. because that would be scary... Shocked

&&Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!&&

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Reply #10 - Jul 27^th, 2003 at 2:04am

BFMF Offline
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Being a lawyer I have learned, If a women will
smile and look a man in the eye, she can remove,
his wallet, his dignity, his common sense, and
most of his internal organs before he knows
he was had!!!

LOL!!!

Thanks for the tip, i'll try to not make eye contact with any girls Grin

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Reply #11 - Jul 27^th, 2003 at 3:07am

Mrs. Banks AKA: KIMBER Ex Member

Andrew;

I Love You!

Please click here

Kimberle'Mare'

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Reply #12 - Jul 27^th, 2003 at 4:57am

Hagar Offline
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Well I guess we better hope men do not think that most women are like that.. because that would be scary... Shocked

The experienced amongst us don't think it we know it. From the moment she's born any woman worth her salt can twist us round her little finger with the flutter of an eyelash. That's what makes us so scared. Grin

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Reply #13 - Jul 27^th, 2003 at 9:17am

terbert Offline
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AAARGH! Those eyes, those eyes, I'm hypnotised.

YES, they do get us in trouble. Cry

I done what it said,'click here' and got accused of being on a 'girlie' site!! Grin

LOL
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Reply #14 - Jul 27^th, 2003 at 9:26am

Craig. Offline
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i dont think i need to go into my troubles with the opposite sex. ozzy and hagar would beat me if i did LOL:)
but i think andrew has it right avoid all eye contact and put double locks on your wallets guys:)

funny joke by the way:)

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