Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!
Everyone is someone else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot.. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
Be careful . . . a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
So this isn't Home Sweet Home . . . Adjust! *
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump. *
How can you tell which bottle contains her PMS medicine? It's the one with bite marks on the cap......
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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