Brain Dead


While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The
woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait,  the E.R. doctor
appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. "I'm afraid that
your uncle is brain dead, but his heart is still beating."
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"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her
cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family
before!"