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Question: Which were the 2 hour suck-a-thons?

Windtalkers    
  6 (27.3%)
Pearl Harbor    
  12 (54.5%)
Green Berets    
  3 (13.6%)
Casualties of War    
  0 (0.0%)
Big Red One    
  1 (4.5%)




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Jul 12th, 2003 at 10:10pm

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Couldn't think of any others.  Battle of Britain was good, Das Boot was good...  I could go on for ever.  Sure, none of them were perfect, but they could hold their own.  Any other good suggestions will be added to the poll!
 

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Reply #1 - Jul 12th, 2003 at 11:12pm

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I only like the flight scenes in Pearl Harbor. I hate history mixed with...love... Roll Eyes
Anyways Wintalkers was a disapointment too. Seemed pretty good at first the ending was just wrong. Some time ago i saw a Nam movie, was a John Wayne-type film (dont even know if he was in it) IMO, was the worst war movie ever. Main characters died, most of the things were fictional, the mission was pathetic, etc. Seemed like a WWII film...with a real bad plot.
 
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Reply #2 - Jul 12th, 2003 at 11:57pm

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I didn't see Windtalkers so I would have to go with Pearl Harbor, which totally sucked except for the 20 minutes of air attack.  It failed miserably as a love story too.

I think the John Wayne movie was Green Berets (1968 or so).  David Janssen was a cynical newsman and John Wayne convinced him that we (USA) were in Vietnam for the right reasons and would prevail.  It had a few good scenes, like Puff the Magic Dragon.
 
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Reply #3 - Jul 12th, 2003 at 11:59pm

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I forgot to add Casualties of War.  A sack of it.
 
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Reply #4 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 1:56am

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The thing with Pearl Harbor was I find it was munfactured for the camera.  I could be wrong, but I don't think all 300 planes were over Battleship Row at the same tima, then all moving to the small airfield when our great love torn heroes scrambled to it.  The way the Zeroes strafed, the fact that the auxilary airstrip had smoking debris despite not being visted by the Japanese yet and one of the things that bothered me the most: there were Vals bombing palm trees in that scene where all the nurses were running to the hospital.  What for, to set up a scene with nice big explosions in the background.  Ridiculous.  Strafing?  Yes.  Bombing?  No.  Windtalkers had nothing but the 2 second Wildcat scene.
 

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Reply #5 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 4:06am

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Anyone who didn't say 'The Green Berets' doesn't remember a 250 lb 60 year old John Wayne pretending to be able to keep up with the 20 y/o in his outfit!

George Beckworth: There is such a thing as due process.
Colonel Mike Kirby: Out here, due process is a bullet.  Roll Eyes

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But that's not the worst war movie ever.  That honor falls to 'The Big Red One' with Luke Skywalker as a WWII grunt/cartoonist who finally learns the value of killing a man...
 

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Reply #6 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 4:46am
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I only like the flight scenes in Pearl Harbor. I hate history mixed with...love... Roll Eyes


same for me. the best scene in "pearl harbor" was the chase over the channel. the rest was either not that good or total crap.
 
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Reply #7 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 5:33am
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same for me. the best scene in "pearl harbor" was the chase over the channel. the rest was either not that good or total crap.


that's hollywood crap for you Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Undecided Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry i sipose if there wern't any........ l.......lo.....lov...........looooooo.........love in it the Movie wouldn't of been of a big deal!! Sheesh,  that just takes the mucho, and realism outta war..... stupid hollywood.... hey lets bomb and straf them with vals, kates, bettys and zeros and show them how it's really done  Grin
thow we would be intercepted by f16s, but of course they would be glorified hollywood bolserwood F16s hang by wire cables  Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 6:30am

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I don't know.............I wouldn't call Pearl Harbour the best War movie I've ever seen, but it certainly is a long way from the worst.

I don't mind a bit of a romance plot in some movies. When you consider that the entire attack took less than 2 hrs, they had to do something.
We've had the old 'Tora Tora Tora' which showed the lead up to the attack from a military and political point, and it was as boring as all get out. So what to do with Pearl Harbour?.............Tack the Doolittle raid on the end and link the two with a romance/buddy story.
Not bad, I maen, I've seen alot worse, disguised as entertainment.

(I think you young blokes are a bit spoilt. If it doesn't have Computer Generated imaging and heaps of realistic, real life type action, it's not good enough....) j/k  Grin Grin Wink

They did make some good movies that had a romance plot or something other than war and destruction. Not that I don't mind war movies (see my humungus thread re 'Best War Movie)  Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Wink
 

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Reply #9 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 8:12am

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IMO i dont think The Big Red One was a bad film. There could have been other movies better than it but i think it did a good job showin the North African campaign, Italy, and all that stuff. And..at least theres a human touch to the story - like the concentration camp parts. Thats the thing with some war movies sometimes. They show big explosions, the  "boom hes dead we won" plot. But they dont show the suffering of both the troops and civilians.

*BTW i think the Big red one was a 3 star movie..out of 4
 
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Reply #10 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 8:16am

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urgh pearl harbour definatly Undecided Undecided Undecided
i have said it a million times before but the best part was the headache i had coming out of the movie theater:)
 
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Reply #11 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 1:39pm

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Green Berets, no question! Dreadful film.
 

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Reply #12 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 3:28pm

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Just watched Pearl last night, with a teary, red eyed Stormy and I can honestly say that the only good scene in the entire movie was the fab side-slipping Stearman at the beginning...........everything else was too " generated "..........
 

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Reply #13 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 6:26pm

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No contest. Pearl Harbour was just pants!
 

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Reply #14 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 9:41pm

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I never watched any of the other movies besides Pearl Harbor.  I didn't like it.  The scene over the channel was good.  I just don't think he could of survived that crash, he hit pretty hard.  And how did he get back to Pearl Harbor?  And why did they fly B-25s?  Fighter pilots don't fly bombers.  And vise-versa.  I liked the Big Red One, I thought it was good.  As said before it showed the human side of it all, but there was a lot of action too.  The Battle of the Bulge was good, but no one else thought it was.
 
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Reply #15 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 1:51am

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I never watched any of the other movies besides Pearl Harbor.  I didn't like it.  The scene over the channel was good.  I just don't think he could of survived that crash, he hit pretty hard.  And how did he get back to Pearl Harbor?  And why did they fly B-25s?  Fighter pilots don't fly bombers.  And vise-versa.  I liked the Big Red One, I thought it was good.  As said before it showed the human side of it all, but there was a lot of action too.  The Battle of the Bulge was good, but no one else thought it was.  


I like "The Battle of the Bulge' too, mate. I've seen it a million times and emjoy it every time. Same with 'Battle of Midway' which. incidentally had a bit of romance and inter-personal crud in the plot.

He could easily have got back to Peral. The flight (or voyage from England to the east coast of the US was made by thousands of troops and civilians in relative safety, both ways. I have heard that, not one American soldier was lost on the way over (to action), out of the half million or so that went.
then the flight from the US wset coast to Hawaii would be very safe. It was all outside Japanese held territory.
It would have been more dangerous for Macarthur when he flew around Australia and New Guinea and the Pacific Islands.

They were apparently fighter pilots, as well as bomber pilots, who flew the Doolittle raid (I'm skeptical about the fact that any of them were the same ones involved in getting P40's up and into the fight at Pearl though...... Grin). I think the B25 was considered to be a very good 'ground attack' ship, which I suppose, makes it kind a semi "bomber/very big fighter" (sort of like an oversized Bf110............lol).  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink

As for surviving the crash. I suppose it's possible (that's all it has to be for Hollywood to use it..........lol).
If he hit the water at the right angle so as not to break the plane up too much, it would be similar to ditching, albeit a little too fast! Grin Grin
 

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I remember him coming in pretty fast at about a 25* angle though...
 

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Reply #17 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 3:03am

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I remember it was a pretty hard hit, too.........

But the Producers said he has to survive, so he survived!.................lol Grin Grin Wink
 

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Reply #18 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 3:16am

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But the Producers said he has to survive, so he survived!.................lol Grin Grin Wink


A few other times too, like when the bloke was shot down over the channell it was during the daytime, but after his aircraft went under the water and he came out and swam to the surface, it was quite dark out . Go figure Roll Eyes Grin Grin
 
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Reply #19 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 1:38pm

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Yeah a hard crash but i once heard it did happen that way. couple planes were completely destroyed, but most of them crash landed safetly. The Japanese managed to capture the crew of just one B-25. The crew was executed. Doolittle made his way into China and the crews met him there.
 
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Reply #20 - Jul 14th, 2003 at 2:12pm

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I don't know about Pearl Harbor, I've seen a lot worse than that, although it was bad enough that I didn't see it more than once.  I need to change my vote though.  'The Big Red One' is not the worst war movie ever.  That humble honor can only go to 'A Bridge Too Far.'  Those people took a brilliant book and completely destroyed it.  I was completely enthralled by all three of Cornelius Ryan's (no relation) WWII books.  Although I saw A Bridge Too Far years before I read the book, once I did read it, I was embarrased that that piece of crap was ever even made.  

If anyone here has never read any of Ryan's books, I was suggest trying them.  The big three are:

The Longest Day (Chronicles the Normandy Invasion)

A Bridge Too Far (Chronicles Market Garden)

The Last Battle (Chronicles the Fall of Berlin)
 

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Reply #21 - Jul 15th, 2003 at 3:59pm

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I've not seen any of those so I can't comment but my worst war film award goes to "Big Red One"

EVERY tank, APC and SPG in the damn thing is the same Sherman, they never even bother changing the paint job.

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Reply #22 - Jul 15th, 2003 at 5:25pm

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Heh-Heh...   Yeah, it's pretty bad. Roll Eyes  This pregnant woman comes along, so in order for her to deliver, they drag her up on top of a tank, in through the hatch (that must have been something to see, in itself) and prop her up on the main gun?  Ha!  I've been in a tank buddy, there just ain't that much ROOM! Tongue
 

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Reply #23 - Jul 16th, 2003 at 12:21am

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I remember seeing a pretty pathetic War movie a few tears ago. I don't know the name. Maybe someone can help if I give the general plot.

On the American side we have Doug McClure flying a P40. His partner is shot down in the North African desert and he lands to pick him up. Fior some reason they can't take off again.
They are pursued by a crazy German Tank Officer in a Panzer Mk 2 or 3. I think the German is played by Richard Basehart.
McClure and his mate are running away from the tank by 'taxiing' the P40 until it overheats, then they stop and wait fro it to cool down and then go again.
They prop up the tail of the plane so the guns are aiming at the tank a couple of times but they don't stop them.
That's the guts of it.
I remember it being very B grade, and ridiculous.

I think I'll go to Basehart' or McClure's site and see if I can see it listed in their 'Movie list'
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I remember watching that movie when I was a kid! Smiley  I have been wondering for years what the name of it was.  I checked the Internet Movie Database for both actors you mentioned, but it wasn't there for either, and there were only three movies where they acted together.  None of the movies were it.  BTW,  I don't remember them using P-40's in Africa.  Did they?
 

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Yes they definitley used P40's in Africa.

US, British and Australians all flew them in Africa.
They were very well suited to the desert campaign.

There are 'Desert" paint jobs available for CFS1 & 2.  Grin Wink
 

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Speaking of P-40's, another big stinker:  '1941' Undecided 

John Belushi flying a P-40 down Hollywood Blvd!
 

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Reply #27 - Jul 16th, 2003 at 9:50am
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hey,that movie was a fun movie and quite funny. just remember those japanese guys trying to get the compass out of this american guy...Grin
 
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Reply #28 - Jul 16th, 2003 at 7:18pm

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Speaking of P-40's, another big stinker:  '1941' Undecided  

John Belushi flying a P-40 down Hollywood Blvd!

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Reply #29 - Jul 16th, 2003 at 8:48pm

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Pearl harbor sucked to put it nicely! Angry Angry Angry I think they should burn the film and make a movie that actually portrays the event well! A pearl harbor survivor I know said it was the worst movie he had ever seen (thats pretty bad!).
 

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Reply #30 - Jul 17th, 2003 at 12:33am

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I knew a Pearl Harbour survivor. He was my cousin's grandfather, and our families were pretty close friends, but I didn't learn that he had been there untill after he died a couple years ago Cry
 
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