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Question: Which were the 2 hour suck-a-thons?

Windtalkers    
  6 (27.3%)
Pearl Harbor    
  12 (54.5%)
Green Berets    
  3 (13.6%)
Casualties of War    
  0 (0.0%)
Big Red One    
  1 (4.5%)




Total votes: 22
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Worst War Movies (Read 1349 times)
Jul 12th, 2003 at 10:10pm

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Couldn't think of any others.  Battle of Britain was good, Das Boot was good...  I could go on for ever.  Sure, none of them were perfect, but they could hold their own.  Any other good suggestions will be added to the poll!
 

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Reply #1 - Jul 12th, 2003 at 11:12pm

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I only like the flight scenes in Pearl Harbor. I hate history mixed with...love... Roll Eyes
Anyways Wintalkers was a disapointment too. Seemed pretty good at first the ending was just wrong. Some time ago i saw a Nam movie, was a John Wayne-type film (dont even know if he was in it) IMO, was the worst war movie ever. Main characters died, most of the things were fictional, the mission was pathetic, etc. Seemed like a WWII film...with a real bad plot.
 
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Reply #2 - Jul 12th, 2003 at 11:57pm

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I didn't see Windtalkers so I would have to go with Pearl Harbor, which totally sucked except for the 20 minutes of air attack.  It failed miserably as a love story too.

I think the John Wayne movie was Green Berets (1968 or so).  David Janssen was a cynical newsman and John Wayne convinced him that we (USA) were in Vietnam for the right reasons and would prevail.  It had a few good scenes, like Puff the Magic Dragon.
 
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Reply #3 - Jul 12th, 2003 at 11:59pm

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I forgot to add Casualties of War.  A sack of it.
 
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Reply #4 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 1:56am

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The thing with Pearl Harbor was I find it was munfactured for the camera.  I could be wrong, but I don't think all 300 planes were over Battleship Row at the same tima, then all moving to the small airfield when our great love torn heroes scrambled to it.  The way the Zeroes strafed, the fact that the auxilary airstrip had smoking debris despite not being visted by the Japanese yet and one of the things that bothered me the most: there were Vals bombing palm trees in that scene where all the nurses were running to the hospital.  What for, to set up a scene with nice big explosions in the background.  Ridiculous.  Strafing?  Yes.  Bombing?  No.  Windtalkers had nothing but the 2 second Wildcat scene.
 

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Reply #5 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 4:06am

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Anyone who didn't say 'The Green Berets' doesn't remember a 250 lb 60 year old John Wayne pretending to be able to keep up with the 20 y/o in his outfit!

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But that's not the worst war movie ever.  That honor falls to 'The Big Red One' with Luke Skywalker as a WWII grunt/cartoonist who finally learns the value of killing a man...
 

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Reply #6 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 4:46am
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I only like the flight scenes in Pearl Harbor. I hate history mixed with...love... Roll Eyes


same for me. the best scene in "pearl harbor" was the chase over the channel. the rest was either not that good or total crap.
 
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Reply #7 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 5:33am
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same for me. the best scene in "pearl harbor" was the chase over the channel. the rest was either not that good or total crap.


that's hollywood crap for you Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Undecided Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry i sipose if there wern't any........ l.......lo.....lov...........looooooo.........love in it the Movie wouldn't of been of a big deal!! Sheesh,  that just takes the mucho, and realism outta war..... stupid hollywood.... hey lets bomb and straf them with vals, kates, bettys and zeros and show them how it's really done  Grin
thow we would be intercepted by f16s, but of course they would be glorified hollywood bolserwood F16s hang by wire cables  Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #8 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 6:30am

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I don't know.............I wouldn't call Pearl Harbour the best War movie I've ever seen, but it certainly is a long way from the worst.

I don't mind a bit of a romance plot in some movies. When you consider that the entire attack took less than 2 hrs, they had to do something.
We've had the old 'Tora Tora Tora' which showed the lead up to the attack from a military and political point, and it was as boring as all get out. So what to do with Pearl Harbour?.............Tack the Doolittle raid on the end and link the two with a romance/buddy story.
Not bad, I maen, I've seen alot worse, disguised as entertainment.

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They did make some good movies that had a romance plot or something other than war and destruction. Not that I don't mind war movies (see my humungus thread re 'Best War Movie)  Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Wink
 

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Reply #9 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 8:12am

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IMO i dont think The Big Red One was a bad film. There could have been other movies better than it but i think it did a good job showin the North African campaign, Italy, and all that stuff. And..at least theres a human touch to the story - like the concentration camp parts. Thats the thing with some war movies sometimes. They show big explosions, the  "boom hes dead we won" plot. But they dont show the suffering of both the troops and civilians.

*BTW i think the Big red one was a 3 star movie..out of 4
 
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Reply #10 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 8:16am

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urgh pearl harbour definatly Undecided Undecided Undecided
i have said it a million times before but the best part was the headache i had coming out of the movie theater:)
 
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Reply #11 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 1:39pm

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Green Berets, no question! Dreadful film.
 

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Reply #12 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 3:28pm

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Just watched Pearl last night, with a teary, red eyed Stormy and I can honestly say that the only good scene in the entire movie was the fab side-slipping Stearman at the beginning...........everything else was too " generated "..........
 

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Reply #13 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 6:26pm

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No contest. Pearl Harbour was just pants!
 

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Reply #14 - Jul 13th, 2003 at 9:41pm

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I never watched any of the other movies besides Pearl Harbor.  I didn't like it.  The scene over the channel was good.  I just don't think he could of survived that crash, he hit pretty hard.  And how did he get back to Pearl Harbor?  And why did they fly B-25s?  Fighter pilots don't fly bombers.  And vise-versa.  I liked the Big Red One, I thought it was good.  As said before it showed the human side of it all, but there was a lot of action too.  The Battle of the Bulge was good, but no one else thought it was.
 
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