Simviation Forum - mom vs dad He he he

Jun 25^th, 2003 at 7:56pm

stormy Offline
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> > A young boy asks his father,
> > "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
> > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we
> > didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-In
> her
> > twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties
> > to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> > After fifty, they are like onions"
> > "Onions, Dad?"
> > "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." Tongue

> >
> > Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother,
> > "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man
> > goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> > oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> > "A Christmas tree?" ???
> > "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
> > decoration..." Roll Eyes

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Reply #1 - Jun 25^th, 2003 at 8:03pm

visitor;AKA:X Ex Member

Stormy;

You made me do this;

Women should be put in two
groups, workers and breeders.

When they turn 26, they are all
WORKERS!!!!!!

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Reply #2 - Jun 25^th, 2003 at 8:06pm

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Stormy;

You made me do this;

Women should be put in two
groups, workers and breeders.

When they turn 26, they are all
WORKERS!!!!!!

X

ya ya ya.. but you know we woman know that the work has to truly be done by us because that is the only way it gets done right..........lolol

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Reply #3 - Jun 25^th, 2003 at 9:08pm

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No contest!! Grin

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Reply #4 - Jun 25^th, 2003 at 9:13pm

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No contest!! Grin

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"

good answer..lol Shocked

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Reply #5 - Jun 29^th, 2003 at 6:12pm

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I've learned a few things durring my short life, (in compairison to most of yours, probably) and that is never argue with any of the following, girl, partents, teachers, ppl that outrank you... so i gona stick with that Lips Sealed

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Reply #6 - Jun 29^th, 2003 at 6:16pm

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I've learned a few things durring my short life, (in compairison to most of yours, probably) and that is never argue with any of the following, girl, partents, teachers, ppl that outrank you... so i gona stick with that Lips Sealed

you are a very smart cookie in deed....lol Grin

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Reply #7 - Jun 30^th, 2003 at 12:30am

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Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash. Wink

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Reply #8 - Jun 30^th, 2003 at 12:38am

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> > A young boy asks his father,
> > "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
> > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we
> > didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-In
> her
> > twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties
> > to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> > After fifty, they are like onions"
> > "Onions, Dad?"
> > "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." Tongue

> >
> > Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother,
> > "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man
> > goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> > oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> > "A Christmas tree?" ???
> > "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
> > decoration..." Roll Eyes

thank

GOD

that i'm still 16 8)

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Reply #9 - Jun 30^th, 2003 at 12:38am

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Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash. Wink

Gee the next time i'm in trouble i'm calling you.......lol good one Grin

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Reply #10 - Jun 30^th, 2003 at 12:40am

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Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash. Wink

Gee the next time i'm in trouble i'm calling you.......lol good one Grin

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thank

GOD

that i'm still 16 8)

LOL I bet hey Grin

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