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> > One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
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> > pinched her on the butt and said,
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> > "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." 
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> >
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> > While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
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> > The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
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> > breasts and said,
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> > "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
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> > This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by 
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> > his penis. With a death grip in place, she said,
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> > "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the
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> > postman, and the pool man." 
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no no that makes for great sex.. silly guy.........