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on the sixth day... (Read 1922 times)
Reply #30 -
Jul 9
th
, 2003 at 2:23pm
visitor;AKA:X
Ex Member
Woodlouse;
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Hey woodlouse.... is Kimber you wife? I would love to here!
Woody do we need to talk? Kimber told me she
traveled on business ???
Liran may have just read two posts at the same
time??
Liran;
I think we are all concerned about each other and
take time to learn about our friends here at Simviation!!
X
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Reply #31 -
Jul 9
th
, 2003 at 2:38pm
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
Cornwall, England
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I don't think Kimber is my wife... Not inless I missed something... Did I miss something? ???
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #32 -
Jul 9
th
, 2003 at 3:02pm
IAFpilot03
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if (stick pushed down)
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ISRAEL
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well Liran,
you just pick it up when your uncle is a geologist/archeologist, your father is a tour guide, and your great grandfather is responsible for designing and building dozens of gardens and fountains across the country (does the name Gan Ha'Nadiv ring a bell?)
IAFknow-it-all 8)
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Reply #33 -
Jul 10
th
, 2003 at 5:38am
Whitey
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Let's get this staight. Scotland is part of Britain. For international reasons, I'm British. But when people see British see British, they think you're English. Everytime, I guarantee it. I'm going to start hitting every person that calls me English when I'm on holiday abroad.
I'm Scottish.
Now, the details. Te English were cocky prats. They were at war with France, we were seen as a nuisance and they wanted our land. So, let's invade them. We rebelled. At the Battle of Stirling Bridge, we destroyed there army. Drowned all there knights and stuff...the nobles leading the army fled back to England. Now, old Longshanks wasn' happy about this, not one bit. While he was formulating a new plane, William Wallce was in charge of the Scottish. He and Robert Brice took back Stirling Castle and then William Wallace was caught. The English had him hung, drawn and quartered...not a very nice thing to have done. Anyway, Robert Bruce led us to victory in the battle of Banockburn and the the new king of England, Edward II, left us alone.
The Romans were defeated when they tried to invade us too. They built Hadriens Wall to stop us invading England and killing them all!
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Reply #34 -
Jul 10
th
, 2003 at 7:16am
Woodlouse2002
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I like jam.
Cornwall, England
Gender:
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Then in August 1999 Robert Bruce came down to cornwall and stayed in my house for the Eclipse.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Reply #35 -
Jul 13
th
, 2003 at 5:31am
EirePlane
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Let's get this staight. Scotland is part of Britain. For international reasons, I'm British. But when people see British see British, they think you're English. Everytime, I guarantee it. I'm going to start hitting every person that calls me English when I'm on holiday abroad.
I'm Scottish.
Now, the details. Te English were cocky prats. They were at war with France, we were seen as a nuisance and they wanted our land. So, let's invade them. We rebelled. At the Battle of Stirling Bridge, we destroyed there army. Drowned all there knights and stuff...the nobles leading the army fled back to England. Now, old Longshanks wasn' happy about this, not one bit. While he was formulating a new plane, William Wallce was in charge of the Scottish. He and Robert Brice took back Stirling Castle and then William Wallace was caught. The English had him hung, drawn and quartered...not a very nice thing to have done. Anyway, Robert Bruce led us to victory in the battle of Banockburn and the the new king of England, Edward II, left us alone.
The Romans were defeated when they tried to invade us too. They built Hadriens Wall to stop us invading England and killing them all!
And there was me thinking it was ove Henry VIII forcing people to change heir religion.
Thank God I have irish blood
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Reply #36 -
Jul 13
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, 2003 at 5:53am
Whitey
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Then in August 1999 Robert Bruce came down to cornwall and stayed in my house for the Eclipse.
Yeeees, whatever you say, Woody.....
At least my story was true!
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