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Jun 5
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A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price."
Children are the path for tomorrow.
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lol
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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lol, not bad
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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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This sounds like the same lady who walked into a Ford dealer in the US and asked the fine salesman if it would be ok for her to see his "Probe" and maybe have a test drive too !
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