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Mar 1^st, 2002 at 7:05am

Jordanick Offline
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Calling In Sick

Chong calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come to work."

The boss says, "You know, Chong, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Chong calls, "Boss, I did what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. By the way - You got nice house."

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Reply #1 - Mar 1^st, 2002 at 7:34pm

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lol

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Reply #2 - Mar 2^nd, 2002 at 4:20pm

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Don't think I'll try it though.... My boss is married to a human gorilla..... SCARY!!!!

Posting drivel here since Jan 31st, 2002. - That long!

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Reply #3 - Jun 10^th, 2003 at 8:02am

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HAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS

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Reply #4 - Jun 10^th, 2003 at 1:36pm

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LMAO

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #5 - Jun 12^th, 2003 at 4:07pm