if u dunno wat mad libs are-get a dictionary.After laughing hystericly at one at skool-i decided to search 4 a site of them. i found www.elibs.com and tried them.here some i got NOTE:I am not responsible for death or serious injury from laughing like a bitch at mine or any1's mad libs)

Ecology is the science that studies how hooker and animals fucking together, and how they affect and are affected by the trojans around them. Scientists who study ecology are called jazz . There are many complicated prostitute between plants, animals and their shovel . Ecologists often need to make bitch'n measurements as part of their study so they can begin to understand the prostitute that control the number of plants and animals. Ecology also shows how bill clinton and Saddam depend on all the features that make up their panties
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(honestly i didnt know how this 1 would turn out.btw it does not have anything to do with the south park movie either)
You wake up. Ok. Today is another shitty bitch'n day. You think it ass . You get all your stuff ready, and you brush your teeth with shit . You eat some trojans that smells and looks horny . You set off for school, and you catch the bus.
On the bus, you see . You try to get a seat next to bill clinton . Now, you've always had a crush on bill clinton . he sees you and smiles. You sit next to he .

It is then that he begins to fucking your penis and it makes you horny .

It makes you really consious of all the people on the bus, and it reminded you of the time you fucked your uncle .


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It is the last day of school and I'm horny this will be the bitch'n time of my life! I will be fucking churchill ! Me and Oscar hendrick dressed up to look extra hard for ginger ! At school we played monpoly . When we played my panties got hung on a trojan ! I was so horny that I started to pounding ! Then after school ginger came to my pizza to ask if i was fucked up ! I said I was screwing . Then my pig working on his penis I was so hot !! The End
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during sex ed , u got tired of listening ot Ms choksondick babble on sitty about something stupid and not important, so u turned around and beging talking to ginger , who u thought was soo swiftly hot until she ejuculation in ur face and beging picking their cock and yanked out a prostitue and waved it horny in ur face saying Whats the big fucking deal bitch?? . U SICK cat ! you exclaimed, and hit them in the legs with a(n) bed just then Ms choksondick yelled woody , ur disturbing ur class, take ur things and go to the principal's office. hot you mumbled Holy shit dude! How would you like to suck my balls? as u walked out. when u got to the principal's office u were disgusted and some what turned on when u saw hte principal getting it on with a(n) tiger on his desk, so u took out and video taped it, the next day u played the tape for hte whole school and u were expelled for life so you now make money by selling the tape to perverts, you are a fucked up millionare. not only that but the principal was arested for animal abuse and misconduct in public. what a wonderful day after all.
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One day, you, saddam and Ms anthrax were having a very bitch'n lesson of sex ed . But suddenly, from nowhere, bill clinton came into the room. They had just flown in from gay bar . whats the big fucking deal bitch?? you all said . You couldn't believe how long and hard bill clinton was. But it all had to come to an end because Mr chokesondick was getting big . Oh, how you screwed ed him!
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9/12/02 was the first day of school. i was so horny ! i was so horny that i fucked my pants! i needed a ride to school so i called my neighbor, Ms honk , to see if female could take me. Since female could i shouted Shut your fucking mouth! ! when i got to school all the kids shouted horny ! They were right. i was so horny about what they shouted to me that i fast to my homeroom class. there was a really hot female that sat next to me. i wanted to hard female ! on top of that, my teacher was really cool! She had a pet dog ! it was really bitch'n . at recess my friends, , said they wanted to happy me! i was so hot . i decided to then go inside. in the hallway, i ran into michal jackson and my uncle, who asked where the rest room was. unfortunately, i lead them to the wrong ones and they chased after me with a damned cat . then they said shit! right to my face! i was so fucked up that i turned around and ran into my principal. he said shit! and fucked to his house. so- - -that's how the first day of school was for me. Eh!Dont call me a fag you fucking jew! !
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I have finally found a piece of dog to be able to write to you on. I have been stranded on this hummer for what seems like forever. The ship I was scheduled to fucking on actually became caught in a semen and wrecked! I was the only prostitute left off the whole boat! I am fucking this malaria carrying misquito in a trojan and will be doing it into the seman in the hopes the tide will take this to you. If you get this, please send someone for me. Until, I hear from someone, I will simply keep screwing here.


Sincerely, bill clinton



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