A man rushed into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist for something to stop hiccups. The druggest poured a glas of water and threw it into the man's face.
"Why did you do that?" the man exploded angrily.
"Well, you don't have huccups now, do you?"
"No!" shouted the customer. "But my wife still out in the car still does!".
I know it's lame, but there hasn't been much activity here lately