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Meeting (and criticising) God (Read 774 times)
May 15
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, 2003 at 12:50pm
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Arthur Davidson of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Corp. dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to here in Heaven."
Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throneroom and introduces him to God.
Arthur then asks God, "Hey! Aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God says, "Ah, yes."
"Well," says Davidson, "you have some major design flaws in your
invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
5. One week every month it doesn't work.
"Hmmm..." replies God, "Hold on!" God goes to the Celestial Computer, types in a few keystrokes and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.
"It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson, "but according to my computer, more guys are riding my invention than yours."
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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May 15
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BHOFMX
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You left out the
HIGH maintiance cost
FUNNY ,FUNNY, FUNNY
Bhofmx
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May 15
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LMAO
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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May 15
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HAHAHA that's a funny one Mark
Add me on MSN:
johnnoppe@hotmail.com
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May 15
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LMAO a population of 7bil doesnt lie
&&and yet i cant say it in the chat room:P&&&&
http://airliners.net/random.inc&&&&
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May 15
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Actually, when you read the technical problems it sounds like a Harley.
Steve
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not bad, not bad at all. One of those harley's (unless you get that financing) is a one time cost, Girl, constint!
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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