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Meeting (and criticising) God (Read 774 times)
May 15th, 2003 at 12:50pm

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Arthur Davidson of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Corp. dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to here in Heaven."
Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throneroom and introduces him to God.
Arthur then asks God, "Hey! Aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God says, "Ah, yes."
"Well," says Davidson, "you have some major design flaws in your
invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
5. One week every month it doesn't work.
"Hmmm..." replies God, "Hold on!" God goes to the Celestial Computer, types in a few keystrokes and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.
"It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson, "but according to my computer, more guys are riding my invention than yours."
 

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Reply #1 - May 15th, 2003 at 1:05pm
BHOFMX   Ex Member

 
You left out the
HIGH maintiance cost Shocked

FUNNY ,FUNNY, FUNNY

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Reply #2 - May 15th, 2003 at 1:51pm

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LMAO  Grin  Grin  Grin
 

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Reply #3 - May 15th, 2003 at 2:27pm

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HAHAHA that's a funny one Mark Grin
 

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Reply #4 - May 15th, 2003 at 6:44pm

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LMAO a population of 7bil doesnt lie Tongue
 

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Reply #5 - May 15th, 2003 at 10:54pm

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Actually, when you read the technical problems it sounds like a Harley. Smiley
 

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Reply #6 - May 26th, 2003 at 10:14am

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not bad, not bad at all. One of those harley's (unless you get that financing) is a one time cost, Girl, constint!
 

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