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Mar 24
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Polynomial
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where is my tractor?
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Mar 24
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Poly you're getting close to being awarded a PITA!
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Mar 24
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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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DUHHH
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Err, thanks for sharing that with us Steve-O! Err, great.
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Mar 25
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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor?
Ahhh there is my tractor!
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Mar 25
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Steve-O
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Again I emphasize my previous post.
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Poly you're getting close to being awarded a PITA!
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PITA, LOL
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May 19
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That was lame. What is a PITA?
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pain in the ass:)
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May 20
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lol. I never would have guessed.
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I like the joke. It is good and who cares what others say?
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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May 21
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Seeing as how this thread wasn't all that funny in the first place, I doubt this would make a big difference. The monkey in that pic is not humping a robot. That was actually part of a test to see if baby monkeys could become emotionally attached to something resembling a "parent" monkey. And actually they would. It has been a while so I don't remember exactly what or how they were test them. I don't believe it was a robot either. Just a stuffed fuzzy thing with a fake head.
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The test had somthing to do with instincts. A baby monkey was given the choice of two dolls. A cold, sold one that had food. Or a soft fluffy one without food (look in the background). Every time the baby picked the soft fluffy one, and slowly starved. (It didnt die)
I think i watch the discovery channel too much
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