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Italian Mother (Read 249 times)

May 12^th, 2003 at 6:38pm

Iroquois Offline
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You probably need to know (or need to have known) an Italian mother to appreciate the humor in this one....

A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Italian mother replies, "I don't like her."

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - May 12^th, 2003 at 10:11pm

BHOFMX Ex Member

I think that may apply
to a lot of mothers

BUT It's Cheesy

FUNNY

Bhofmx

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Reply #2 - May 14^th, 2003 at 3:58am

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I think BHOFMX hit the nail on the head there. I've had a number of girlfriends over the years, and only two out of all of them has my mother liked, the first one is what lead me to Hungary and the second one she liked is now my wife......

What did I do wrong ???

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