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Apr 29^th, 2003 at 3:10pm

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This is a true CVR recording which took place in the cockpit of a Continental jet...

Mechanic #1: "Hey Bob I really don't think were supposed to be up here."

Mechanic #2: "Tony, your such a worry wart. Anyhow, we're suppose to be up here remember, were cleaning this bird."

Mechanic #1: "Are your sure? I thought they told us to stay out of the cockpit"

Mechanic #2: ""Hey look at me I'm a pilot!!!...(Deep Voice) Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking were at an altitude of 30,000 feet and Oh my God watch out for that mountain.........Ahhhhhhhh (laughter).

Mechanic #1: Hey man cut it out....Hey don't touch that it says "engine start" on it...

Mechanic #2: Don't worry....they always turn these things off while their at the gate. (Engine sounds in background....mechanics unaware)

Mechanic #2: Ready for takeoff......VRRRRRROOOOM VRRRRROOOOM (Throttles rapidly moved from idle to full and back to idle and full again) WEEEEEEEE!

Mechanic #1: OH no were moving!!!

Mechanic #2: WERE GOING TO HIT THE WALL RUN (Cockpit door opens and slams shut. Occupants heard running to back of the airplane screaming and yelling)

30 seconds later...... Throttles pulled back to idle.

......... Roll Eyes

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Reply #1 - Apr 29^th, 2003 at 3:19pm

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Poor plane.... Undecided

COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

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Reply #2 - Apr 29^th, 2003 at 4:02pm

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There is always one Roll Eyes

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Apr 30^th, 2003 at 10:02am

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Six airport cleaners were reported slightly injured when a Continental Airlines passenger jet crashed through the wall and glass windows of a terminal in a freak accident at Newark International Airport early today.

No crew or passengers were on board the parked MD-80 aircraft when it suddenly moved forward while mechanics were attempting routine overnight engine inspection, Continental Airlines spokeswoman Sarah Anthony said.

"One of the engines fired up and the aircraft surged forward, hitting the terminal," the spokeswoman said. "We don't know the extent of the damage at this point... the aircraft was lodged in the building."

The aircraft was parked at Terminal C when "for an undetermined reason the plane lurched forward and crashed through the wall at gate 114," said airport spokesman Steve Coleman of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.

National Transportation Safety Board officials were investigating the accident, Coleman said.

found that report,
any connection by any chance?

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Reply #4 - Apr 30^th, 2003 at 11:34am

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possibly, i dont know exactly but there is much similarity..yep it probably is

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Reply #5 - Apr 30^th, 2003 at 1:26pm

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you gotta love how the news reports says they were engine checking:) well i suppose they were:)
at least they found out it worked

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Reply #6 - May 1^st, 2003 at 3:39pm

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reminds me of da movie "Airplane!

Quote:

'hey budy,wheres the forklift?"

"it over there,there!"

&&and yet i cant say it in the chat room:P&&&&http://airliners.net/random.inc&&&&;

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Reply #7 - May 6^th, 2003 at 12:54am

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smart people those mechanics Roll Eyes

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