An Irishman, an Australian and a Liverpudlian are in a pub  having a drink when they notice a man sitting on his own  on the other side of the pub.

The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed  terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering  where they had seen him before when suddenly the  Irishman cried out:

"My God! I know who that man is - its Jesus"!
The others looked again, and sure enough it was Jesus himself sitting alone at a table.

The Irishman calls out across the lounge: "Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus"?

Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head  "yes I am Jesus" he says.

Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him:  "I'd like you to give Jesus over a pint of Guinness from  me."

The bartended pours Jesus a Guinness, Jesus looks over, raises  his glass in thanks and drinks.

Then the Australian calls out: "Oi You! D'ya reckon you're Jesus  or what?"
Jesus nods his head and says "Yes I am  Jesus".

The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartended send  over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with  pleasure.

The Scouser then calls out "Oi whack, would you be  Jesus?"
Jesus smiles and says "Yes I am Jesus".
The Scouser beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a  pint of bitter for Jesus, which the bartender duly does.  As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at  the table.

Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat  and approaches our three friends.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking  him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman  gives a cry of amazement. "Oh God! The arthritis is  gone! The arthritis I've had for 40 years is gone! I's a  miracle!!!!"

Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for the  lager. Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen in  shock. "by jingo mate, the migraine! The migraine I've  had
for 10 years is completely gone - it's a miracle  !!!!"

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says:

"Back off mate! I'm on disability!"

lol, hehe

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