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Apr 9th, 2003 at 9:57pm
Oso   Ex Member

 
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.  He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.  I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess.  I take orders from no one". The flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen, so I outrank you.  Put the tray up, b**ch!"
 
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Reply #1 - Apr 10th, 2003 at 3:27am

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Pretty scary huh?
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Oh no, I haven't heard that in a looooong time!

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Reply #2 - Apr 10th, 2003 at 11:58am

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Reply #3 - Apr 10th, 2003 at 1:00pm

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Reply #4 - Apr 13th, 2003 at 5:44am

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Reply #5 - Apr 13th, 2003 at 9:51am

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Hmmmmm. . . That is funny. Which is worse, the queen part? Or the "bitch" part
 

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