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How Many? (Read 582 times)
Apr 6
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, 2003 at 7:47pm
Iroquois
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Question: How many animals can you fit into 1 pair of pantyhose?
Think about it . . .
Ready 8)
ARE YOU SURE ???
10 little piggies
2 calves
1 ass
1 beaver
undetermined number of hares (depending on when you shaved or waxed last)
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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Apr 6
th
, 2003 at 8:40pm
Deputy
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Uhhhh huh............. Ooook....
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
Iustita Omnibus
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Justice for All
&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
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Apr 6
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, 2003 at 8:57pm
Iroquois
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Quote:
Uhhhh huh............. Ooook....
Think about it.
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
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Apr 6
th
, 2003 at 9:46pm
Oso
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You been peeking in my lunch box again?
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Apr 7
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, 2003 at 12:44am
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hmm
never tried
. . .never mind
Sincerely,&&Me&&
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Apr 7
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, 2003 at 12:58am
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Can't help it
(Thanks Whitey for sharing it with us
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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Apr 7
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, 2003 at 1:12pm
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lol
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Apr 7
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, 2003 at 4:43pm
Iroquois
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Quote:
Can't help it
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(Thanks Whitey for sharing it with us
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I'll tell that to the guy who sent that to me. 8)
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
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Apr 7
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, 2003 at 6:07pm
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not bad
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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