Simviation Forum - Tractors

Mar 24^th, 2003 at 6:23am

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where is my tractor?

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Reply #1 - Mar 24^th, 2003 at 7:24am

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Poly you're getting close to being awarded a PITA!

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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #2 - Mar 24^th, 2003 at 11:43am

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Reply #3 - Mar 24^th, 2003 at 3:27pm

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DUHHH

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Reply #4 - Mar 24^th, 2003 at 7:37pm

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Reply #5 - Mar 25^th, 2003 at 1:13am

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Err, thanks for sharing that with us Steve-O! Err, great.

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Reply #6 - Mar 25^th, 2003 at 7:36am

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor?

Ahhh there is my tractor!

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Reply #7 - Mar 25^th, 2003 at 11:16am

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Again I emphasize my previous post.

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Reply #8 - Apr 3^rd, 2003 at 2:41pm

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Poly you're getting close to being awarded a PITA!

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PITA, LOL

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Reply #9 - May 19^th, 2003 at 11:24pm

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That was lame. What is a PITA?

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Reply #10 - May 20^th, 2003 at 6:06am

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pain in the ass:)

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Reply #11 - May 20^th, 2003 at 8:54pm

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lol. I never would have guessed.

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Reply #12 - May 21^st, 2003 at 3:27pm

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I like the joke. It is good and who cares what others say?

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Reply #13 - May 21^st, 2003 at 11:57pm

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Seeing as how this thread wasn't all that funny in the first place, I doubt this would make a big difference. The monkey in that pic is not humping a robot. That was actually part of a test to see if baby monkeys could become emotionally attached to something resembling a "parent" monkey. And actually they would. It has been a while so I don't remember exactly what or how they were test them. I don't believe it was a robot either. Just a stuffed fuzzy thing with a fake head.

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Reply #14 - May 22^nd, 2003 at 11:55am

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The test had somthing to do with instincts. A baby monkey was given the choice of two dolls. A cold, sold one that had food. Or a soft fluffy one without food (look in the background). Every time the baby picked the soft fluffy one, and slowly starved. (It didnt die)
I think i watch the discovery channel too much Grin

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Reply #15 - May 22^nd, 2003 at 6:31pm