Several weeks after he was hired for his first job, Ozzy was called into the personnel director's office.
"What's the meaning of this?" the director asked, "When you applied for this job, you told us you had 5 years experience.  Now we've discovered this is the first job you've ever held."
"Well," Ozzy replied "in your advertisement, you said you wanted somebody with imagination"

Sorry, Ozzy!!!  lol
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